Last night, between the hours of 7:30pm and 2:00am local time, retired firefighter Grizz Wingnut, kicked the collective asses of several infants in what was supposed to be an innocent game of “Go Fish”. “It was Awful,” said one eyewitness, ”He sat there silent and motionless with a blank stare, then he would strike with no mercy! He was the devil I tell you, THE DEVIL!” Witnesses say there was simply no way to explain the phenomena. “I would pull three kings, he would pull three aces. I would pull three aces, he would pull four kings… It was insane!” When asked for comments the assailant mumbled something about the chair. “It’s the chair, the chair, the chair is HOT!”
4 comments:
Alvis said:
How much energy would it save to unplug the fan?
I dunno, ask Lou, he's the one that has to get up to unplug it.
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Hey B-man, if we put the fan facing the chair that Grizz sits in, it would cool it and it wouldn't be "HOT" anymore!
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I couldn't wait any longer for the next Manhut blog entry so Tipper and I decided to separate. I couldn't take it anymore. I mean, four months between a blog entry, that's inhumane!
Your pal,
Al
p.s. I might need some of those carbon credits back. The lawyers are expensive.
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